Because of all the win going on at the Winter Games Kink last night, I have two more to share with you kids:

This is what happens after Apolo tweets about a 911 cupcake emergency:
he was buttercream, too! A truly complete waste of deliciousness!

Om nom nom.

And this is what kind of prompt is spawned when the short track team agrees to do a live chat from their hotel room:
he's just standing in a closet with Simon, both of them half-naked, and this is so totally not how he expected his night to go.

Choski v. Ohski. May the shipping wars begin!